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Coffee - it is yuck in a cup Page 6

LOL. Silly woman.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 22 2009, 10:26 AM BST

I only used to enjoy the very occasional 'proper' coffee (never instant) when I smoked - and preferably with whiskey and cream. But haven't touched it since. I liked the bitter taste, whereas I can't stand tea, even the smell of it makes me feel sick.

I must drink on average 8-10 mugs of tea every day.

Quote: DaButt @ May 21 2009, 11:00 PM BST

Just got back from the store. Grand total: $320 in beer and snacks.

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So nothing for your guests then?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2009, 3:53 PM BST

Coffee is yuck! It tastes absolutely vile and I don't understand why people like it so much. I've never been inside a Starbucks and really can't see the attraction of it at all.

Coffee tastes yuck! Coffee flavoured sweets taste yuck! Coffee flavoured dessert tastes yuck! Coffee flavoured liquer tastes yuck! And in America, McDonald's is selling iced coffee - cold coffee with ice cubes in a plastic cup - triple yuck! / insta puke! Sick

I'd rather suck down some African lady's Red Bush, then drink anything coffee flavoured. I'm not all that keen on tea either, but I can understand it's attraction and it's nowhere near as gross as coffee.

If I want high doses of caffeine then I have any number of colas and energy drinks to choose from.

Someone explain why coffee is so good?

Piss off, it is the best drink and drug in the world. I'm on eight cups a day of the stuff. I just love it. So nice to sit down with a cup and watch telly. Better than smoking.

8 cups a day? Do you use the stairs or just run up the walls?

A bit of both actually.

Quote: Chappers @ May 22 2009, 6:48 PM BST

I must drink on average 8-10 mugs of tea every day.

So nothing for your guests then?

Laughing out loud

It's coffee time for the old Curtster.
I lost the top of my coffee pot though and it makes a bit of a mess now.

Quote: DaButt @ May 21 2009, 11:00 PM BST

Just got back from the store. Grand total: $320 in beer and snacks.

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Best drink there- The Newcastle Brown Ale for me.

Coffee is wrong and evil and tastes of sin. Fact :P.

Now where is my cigar and large cocktail?

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 22 2009, 6:53 PM BST

Piss off, it is the best drink and drug in the world.

First a bollocks and then a piss off, coffee drinkers sure are crotchety. Angry

Six in the morning and I'm just heading to bed. My house is trashed but I have a lot of good memories.

I had a good night too last night, met up with some old college friends in Oldham town centre, didn't get in until two this morning. But Oldham is a shocking town, we saw it on the way out, the thirteen year old chav girl who'd had too much to drink and was lying on an Oldham pavement in the early hours of the morning.

Yeh in London some one would be shagging her and someone else would be charging them for it.

And someone else filming the DVD.

Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2009, 6:55 PM BST

8 cups a day? Do you use the stairs or just run up the walls?

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2009, 6:44 PM BST

Yeh in London some one would be shagging her and someone else would be charging them for it.

And someone else filming the DVD.

And that's the kind of entrepreneurial foresight that made us the capital. Cool

Yes brings a tear to the eye.

But Oldham has to account for the worst taste of people in the country, it is a horrible town, yet the only reason we went there was because we went to college there.

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