TIM(ABOUT 8) IS SPEAKING TO HIS DAD.
TIM
Dad where did I come from?
DAD
Ok sport I knew this question was coming, I guess it's time we had this chat.
Tim your mummmy and daddy love each other very much.
TIM
But dad I know you love each other but where did I come from?
DAD
Well then your mummy and daddy go somewhere very special...
TIM
You go to your bedroom and have sex? We did sex in school today...
DAD
Don't be ridiculous we went to the newsagent.
TIM
You and mummy had sex in the newsagent?
DAD
Don't be disgusting! Where do you learn these things?
TIM
School, we did sex today.
DAD
Oh the lies they teach you in school. No we bought a magazine, build your son in 24 monthly parts.
TIM
But that's silly and, and why has my mate Trevor only got one leg?
DAD
That's why you should always order all the instalments at your local WHSMITHs in advance.
VO
WHSMITHs not sex makes babies since 1879, this week 25% off endearingly ugly babies.