"Not known at this address"
Message in a bottle Page 2
Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh
Ill send an s.o.s. to the world
Ill send an s.o.s. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but
Love can break your heart
Ill send an s.o.s. to the world
Ill send an s.o.s. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems Im not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home
Ill send an s.o.s. to the world
Ill send an s.o.s. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Sending out at an s.o.s.
Sending out at an s.o.s.
Sending out at an s.o.s.
Sending out at an s.o.s.
Sending out at an s.o.s.
Sending out at an s.o.s...
Signed Dan, August 2007
Behind you!
I'd go with "Red Thursday is coming".
Here is a list of Premiership winners for the next 15 years:
1994 Man Utd
1995 Blackburn
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2008 Man Utd
2009 Man Utd
Good luck!
Dan
Tag, you're it.
Bishop to Queen 4
EDIT: MOVED to General. 
I pissed in the bottle and wiped my bum on the note.
10,000 pints please. And a yoghurt.
BBQ tonight. BYOB.
I did send a message in a bottle, and I got a reply, too. On the last night of our holiday in Whitby last August I wrote a message in a bottle saying who we were, address, etc. We put some pebbles in it too, just so it would stand upright in the water. I hurled it off the end of the pier and thought nothing of it. Then in November I got a postcard; it was found on the northern most part of Denmark called Skagen, some 488 miles away.
Quote: The Rook @ May 21 2009, 10:14 AM BSTI did send a message in a bottle, and I got a reply, too. On the last night of our holiday in Whitby last August I wrote a message in a bottle saying who we were, address, etc. We put some pebbles in it too, just so it would stand upright in the water. I hurled it off the end of the pier and thought nothing of it. Then in November I got a postcard; it was found on the northern most part of Denmark called Skagen, some 488 miles away.
Did you get a fine for littering?
Milk.
Quote: SlagA @ May 21 2009, 10:13 AM BSTBBQ tonight. BYOB.
Nice and brief, good stuff.
Lot's of other good ones here, too.
Quote: The Rook @ May 21 2009, 10:14 AM BSTI did send a message in a bottle, and I got a reply, too.
The spookiest message in a bottle comes from Vincent Gaddis' book Invisible Horizons: "In 1951, Ross Alexander, awaiting rescue from a grounded ship on a reef off Darwin, threw a SOS in a bottle overboard. In 1955, he picked up a bottle from a beach, near his ranch in Waverly, New Zealand. Inside was his own message." Ref: Fate magazine, Sept 1955.
For those (like me) who need references, here's a news story relating the grounding of the ship: http://www.aukevisser.nl/others/id962.htm
I'm a terrible cynic in that the guy could've hoaxed it but I'd like to believe it so I guess I'm a cynical romantic (of the non-amorous type).
Quote: SlagA @ May 21 2009, 10:54 AM BSTThe spookiest message in a bottle comes from Vincent Gaddis' book Invisible Horizons: "In 1951, Ross Alexander, awaiting rescue from a grounded ship on a reef off Darwin, threw a SOS in a bottle overboard. In 1955, he picked up a bottle from a beach, near his ranch in Waverly, New Zealand. Inside was his own message." Ref: Fate magazine, Sept 1955.
For those (like me) who need references, here's a news story relating the grounding of the ship: http://www.aukevisser.nl/others/id962.htm
I'm a terrible cynic in that the guy could've hoaxed it but I'd like to believe it so I guess I'm a cynical romantic (of the non-amorous type).
I love stories about coincidences (hey, Dickens made a career out ot them). I've had a few weird ones myself.