So it seems Bond sketches are the thing now on here? Well never one to miss out on a trend I'll add this:
INT – HOTEL - NIGHT
James Bond in full tux and beautiful woman in a long evening gown enter a luxurious hotel suite.
They start kissing.
WOMAN
I'm just going to powder my nose.
She disappears and Bond is left hanging around. There are excited squeals coming from the bathroom. The girl reappears, stuffing small bottles into her handbag.
WOMAN
You don't mind if I have these toiletries do you? Do you want the shower cap?
BOND
(starting to undo her dress) No. So tell me a bit more about Kelantov's plans...
WOMAN
I'm a bit peckish. Where's the biscuits?
BOND
What?
WOMAN
You must have some little packets of custard creams.
Bond shakes his head, bewildered.
WOMAN
Not even those oat ones like cork coasters? Blimey, what sort of hotel is this?
BOND
It's one of the finest five star hotels in the world.
She looks around the room to Bond's annoyance.
WOMAN
Look! There's a bottle of champagne in the fridge! Crack it open.
BOND
F**k off! Have you seen the minibar prices?
FADE OUT
CUT TO: -
The woman's shoes lie discarded at the foot of the bed. The bed springs can be heard twanging away.
A fed-up Bond sits on the end of the bed. The Woman jumps up and down on the bed, whooping.
ENDS
