As there was a couple of Bond sketches doing the rounds I thought I'd have a go. Tell me what you think.
JAMES BOND AND CIA MAN FELIX ARE IN JAMES' HOTEL ROOM. THE BODY OF A BEUTIFUL GIRL LIES ON THE BED. SEVERAL OTHER CIA MEN ARE MILLING ABOUT.
BOND:
Looks like they thought it was me asleep. Poor girl.
FELIX:
What do you know about her?
BOND:
She's the double agent Ursula Robonov. I met her in the casino. She must have
come upstairs to wait for me.
FELIX SEARCHES THROUGH URSULA'S HANDBAG. HE PULLS OUT HER IDENTIFICATION.
FELIX:
Says here her names Sally and she's a native of Illinois.
FELIX THROWS I.D TO CIA MAN.
FELIX:
Do a check on her would you.
BOND:
Fake I.D is essential for a double agent. You'll never find anything to link her to Russia and her real identity.
FELIX:
Look, James, every time we meet I'm cleaning up the body of another beautiful 'double agent'. It's always the same. Is there something you need to tell me?
BOND:
I...I...can't help myself Felix. I'm sick. Stop me before I do it again.
END
