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Or Britney Spears. Wouldn't mind her money.

Quote: Griff @ May 19 2009, 8:44 PM BST
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NB "bald Britney" isn't the best thing to type into your search engine. I'm just saying.

:O :$ Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 8:30 PM BST

My hair is long.

Aah like me Aaron you have far too much metro sexual beauty to shave your head like a common hooligan.

Call me Samsosn Grr!

If I was going bald I would shave it all off, otherwise no chance.

Quote: Leevil @ May 19 2009, 8:30 PM BST

And sexy.

:) So true.

Britney looks just like a bald Jack, from Will and Grace.

No 1 cut for me - the classic 'slaphead in denial' look.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 19 2009, 8:38 PM BST

Skinhead O'Connor... Sick God I hate her.

Good man. :)

Down to number 2. Have been to number 1. I love toilet humour. But I have a bald patch slap (!) bang on top. I think I should just give up and whack it all off :S

I've had my hair shaved pretty short, for the last couple of years, but I'm not receding or anything. Luckily I inherited my mum's thick hair. It's funny, because when I was 17, I was convinced I was going bald. When I'd get a shower, loads of my hair would go down the plughole. Eventually, things went back to normal. Actually, I read in a book, that a lot of people go through a sort of moulting stage, in their teenage years.

Been buzzcutting my dome since about '98. I was an early receder and refused to go the way of the comb-over. What else can you do apart from shave it off?

I pity these poor saps who hold on to it for MUCH too long, teasing it and back-combing bits to hide the expanses of skin beneath. I've got a mate who's 25 and is tackling his balding problem by growing his hair really long. The problem is the sides and back are lustrous and full, but the top of his head looks like he's been in a frigging fire. Definite Micheal Bolton thing going on. I swear it ages him by 15 years. Yet he did shave it off once and everyone commented how young he looked! Why he grew it back I really don't know.

I'm so used to having a shaved head now that I'm not sure I'd grow it again, even in the event of a miracle "cure". My wife or son have never known me with hair, so I reckon if it's good enough for them...

Men talking about hairstyles (or lack thereof) is gay. My hair is wonderfully long - the last time I had it cut was in Clapham Junction in 1996 because a colleague had been raving about the incredibly sexy Brazilian girl working at the hairdresser's on St John's Hill. Sure enough, she was beautiful. And true enough, men with really, really long hair look silly and vain. And they waste too much time washing and brushing the bloody stuff. And it really needs to be tied back when cooking or operating machinery. And quite frankly, most women seem to prefer men with shorter hair.

I like men with a bit of hair (about an inch) to run my hands through (even though my boyfriend hates that because it messes his hair up).

Quote: Kenneth @ May 20 2009, 8:38 AM BST

And it really needs to be tied back when cooking or operating machinery.

I just wear a hairband.

Quote: Aaron @ May 20 2009, 1:23 PM BST

I just wear a hairband.

Just don't let it reach navel length. Can be very painful when you lift up your head in bed and discover your girlfriend is lying on your hair. And it's gay, vain, etc; only good for pretending to be artsy, intellectual, rebellious, a rock star or Neil from The Young Ones. And for making bald blokes rue their genes.

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