INT. CASTING STUDIO – DAY
A CASTING AGENT TALKS TO MISTER PRENTIS, A SKINNY MAN STRIPPED TO THE WAIST AND WEARING PURPLE CUT-OFF SHORTS. A HAND WRITTEN SIGN ON THE WALL SAYS "HULK AUDITIONS".
CASTING AGENT:
Okay, Mister Prentis, if you'd like to go in your own time.
MISTER PRENTIS COUGHS POLITELY, THEN…
MISTER PRENTIS:
(BLEEPED) "Don't f**king make me angry! You wouldn't f**king like me when I'm angry!"
THE CASTING AGENT IS TAKEN ABACK.
CASTING AGENT:
Oooookay, why don't we give the next line a try, eh?
MISTER PRENTIS:
Sure thing.
CASTING AGENT:
In your own time.
MISTER PRENTIS:
(YELLING) "Hulk motherf**king, t*tty r*ping, a*se blitzing Smash! ... You c*nt!"
CASTING AGENT:
Um… do you think you might, you know, give it a go as it's written?
MISTER PRENTIS:
Really? Because for me what's on the page isn't really coming across all that angry.
CASTING AGENT:
Well, he is angry, he's just not using bad language.
MISTER PRENTIS:
I don't understand, don't you swear when you're angry?
CASTING AGENT:
Not really, no.
MISTER PRENTIS:
Of course you do. Everyone does!
CASTING AGENT:
I don't and the Hulk certainly doesn't!
MISTER PRENTIS:
What's that meant to mean?
CASTING AGENT:
The Hulk's an idiot. He's so stupid he doesn't even know swear words!
MISTER PRENTIS:
(FURIOUS) What?!
MISTER PRENTIS STARTS TO BULGE AND TURN GREEN. WITHIN SECONDS HE'S TRANSFORMED INTO A REAL HULK.
CASTING AGENT:
Holy shit!
MISTER PRENTIS:
(BOOMING) I f**king knew it!
END SKETCH
Nice one David.
