INT. PUB – NIGHT
TANYA AND STELLA ARE ENJOYING A DRINK WITH THEIR FRIEND, JAMIE. TANYA EYES UP A GUY ACROSS THE ROOM.
TANYA:
Look at him, he's fookin' gorgeous!
STELLA:
Ooh, 'e'd get it and he wouldn't even know it!
THE GUY GETS HEADS FOR THE TOILET.
TANYA:
Go and gerra look at him, Jamie!
JAMIE:
You what?
STELLA:
Go on, you're gay! Go and check him out for us!
JAMIE:
Alright! But the next round's on you two.
STELLA AND TANYA RUB THEIR HANDS TOGETHER AS JAMIE MAKES OFF.
INT. PUB TOILET - NIGHT
JAMIE SIDLES IN AND UNZIPS AT THE URINAL NEXT TO THE GUY. HE CASTS A SLY LOOK SIDEWAYS TO SEE –
- A HOT WHEEL TRACK RUNNING OUT OF HIS FLY. EYES WIDE, JAMIE FOLLOWS THE TRACK AS IT WINDS ALL AROUND THE ROOM. SUDDENLY A CAR SHOOTS FROM THE GUY'S TROUSERS AND LOOP-THE-LOOPS ALONG THE TRACK. THE GUY GIVES JAMIE A WINK.
INT. PUB - NIGHT
JAMIE SITS BACK AT THE TABLE WITH THE EAGER GIRLS.
JAMIE:
(STUNNED) I've... never seen anything like it.
TANYA:
Get in!
SHE AND STELLA HIGH FIVE.
END SKETCH
It made me laugh but reading it back I'm questioning why? 'cos it shouldn't have, lol 
