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Fear The Ass Reaper

Hah - that thread heading caught your attention didn't it? And the mods too I bet... :P

Just thought I'd share my experience with Ass Reaper chilli sauce.

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I put some on a beef taco and it's basically very, very hot indeed. That's all I can really say at the moment because I'm still blinking tears of joyful pain away.

If you're a chilli head, head over to chilliworld (link removed) where I spend way too much money. The website is awful, badly designed, crappy grammar, but my word they do stock some world-class hot sauces.

Did I tell you about Mad Dog 357? Ooooooooooooo. 'Tis an evil brew. But a story for another time...

PS: Yes, Ass Raper really does come with a skull cap and cloak.

UPDATE:
The site has some VERY funny customer reviews that have just had me in more tears from laughing. Here's a few about the evil Mad Dog 357.

I added about a teaspoon to a stir fry - I pissed chilli after eating it and spent an hour on the toilet the next day. I just tried a blob about the size of a garden pea and it now feels like the Alien is clawing its way out stomach.

Cooked a chilli and added a few drops of this for a bit of extra punch, it's now been a week and the missus is still not talking to me!

Urgh! I thought this tasted disgusting. It even smells like it belongs in the medicine cabinet. I think I'd rather drink toilet water

This is a killer sauce. Keep out of reach of children. One drop on a taco was enough to send me to the spirit world. Talking coyotes, the works. Highly recommended. ;)

I JUST WENT ONTO THE SITE AND MY NORTON DETECTED A VIRUS DOWNLOADER.

NOBODY GO THERE!!

Thanks the Rook... I'll take down the link.

I've just checked the Norton Community website and they are saying it's okay. Make of it what you will, I don't know what to think about it. I was on the chilliworld website for a matter of seconds and the Norton blocked it. No disrespect to Lee, but probably best if nobody goes there.

It's a shame as I'm always on the hunt for some good chilli sauce.

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