KEITH HARRIS IS SITTING WITH ORVILLE ON HIS KNEE.
ORVILLE
I wish I could fly right upto the sky but I can't.
KEITH
Why not Orville?
ORVILLE
Because I'm being investigated for massive VAT fraud on my second home and my passports been confiscated eee.
WE PULL BACK TO REVEAL WE'RE IN PARLIAMENT A PARLIAMENT FULL OF WASHED OUT D LIST CELEBRITIES.
JEREMY KYLE
Today in Primeminister's question time, protest candidates and the idiot's who voted for them. Later I'm a compulisve gambler who likes to shout and I'm going to prison for fraud.
VINCE CABLE (WHO IS STILL AN MP AS HE IS PURE SAINTLY AND GOOD).
Still at least we finally acheived the Liberal Democrat dream of a coalition government.
TONY BENN (WHO IS EQUALLY SAINTLY)
But who's the PM?
VINCE CABLE
Oh that's still under discussion.
THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS ARE THROWING THE SPEAKERS MACE BETWEEN EACH OTHER.
THEY HAVE GIANT COMEDY ROSETTES IN RED AND BLUE READING LEADER.
CHUCKLE1
From me to you.
VINCE CABLE (GOD BLESS HIM)
At least the speaker's creating less of a stink.
MR METHANE IS IN THE SPEAKERS CHAIR POINTING HIS BOTTOM AT PARLIAMENT (IT HAS A WIG ON IT)
HE FARTS Land of Hope and Glory.
TONY BENN (NATIONAL TREASURE)
At least no one voted for Nick Griffin that would have been ridiculous.
