Britain's got sick talent

BRITAINS GOT TALENT ARENA.

A MAN STRUGGLES AS A MAGICIAN STRAPS HIM INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR. THE JUDGES LOOK ON INTRIGUED.

THE MAGICIAN THEN STANDS SMIRKING. THE JUDGES WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN - THE MAGICIAN REMAINS STILL.

SIMON: (TO AMANDA) What the hell is he doing?

PIERS PRESSES HIS BUZZER TRIGGERING THE ELECTRIC CHAIR TO START. A MINUTE LATER, AS THE SMOKE CLEARS THE CHAIR STOPS. THE MAGICIAN SMILES AND BOWS.

AMANDA AND PIERS LOOK ON MOUTHS GAPING, GOBSMACKED. SIMON SMILES BEFORE HITTING HIS BUZZER.

Brilliant, Craig. Just leave Amanda & Simon looking gobsmacked at a sheepish Piers? Simon hitting buzzer might take from the great punch!

Still brilliant as it is though!

Quote: Craig H @ May 18 2009, 4:24 PM BST

BRITAINS GOT TALENT ARENA.

A MAN STRUGGLES AS A MAGICIAN STRAPS HIM INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR. THE JUDGES LOOK ON INTRIGUED.

THE MAGICIAN THEN STANDS SMIRKING. THE JUDGES WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN - THE MAGICIAN REMAINS STILL.

SIMON: (TO AMANDA) What the hell is he doing?

PIERS PRESSES HIS BUZZER TRIGGERING THE ELECTRIC CHAIR TO START. A MINUTE LATER, AS THE SMOKE CLEARS THE CHAIR STOPS. THE MAGICIAN SMILES AND BOWS.

AMANDA AND PIERS LOOK ON MOUTHS GAPING, GOBSMACKED.

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Quality!

Very good.

I must say, I prefer Scottidogs Craig!

(very good)

Good one Craig.

Thanks guys.

It is quite nice Craig although could I offer a different take.

That when the buzzer is pressed it's Piers' chair that acts like the electric chair - when the smoke clears, the magician says " Sorry, I think I got the wiring wrong."