INT OFFICE DAY
GORDON BROWN IS ADDRESSING SOME OF HIS MP'S IN HIS OFFICE.
GORDON BROWN:
Right, we need to be get back into the public's good books. I'd like you to all go back into your constituencies and spread the message. We are the people's party!
BEN CHAPMAN RAISES HIS HAND
GORDON:
Yes Ben
BEN:
Um how exactly should we do it prime minister?
GORDON:
Get back out and act like a man of the people, go down your local buy a round or two for voters, Christ Ben use your initiative.
BEN:
Yes prime minister of course.
CUT TO:
INT PUBLIC HOUSE NIGHT
BEN STRIDES UP TO THE BAR.
BEN:
Landlord I'd like to buy everbody a pint, (shouts) Who'd like a drink.
SEVERAL SCOUSERS CHIRP UP AND ORDER THEIR DRINKS. THE LANDLORD SERVES THE BEERS.
LANDLORD:
That'll be £32 please.
BEN HANDS THE LANDLORD AN EXPENSES BOOK.
BEN:
Have one yourself.
END