British Comedy Guide

Chapman's expenses

INT OFFICE DAY

GORDON BROWN IS ADDRESSING SOME OF HIS MP'S IN HIS OFFICE.

GORDON BROWN:
Right, we need to be get back into the public's good books. I'd like you to all go back into your constituencies and spread the message. We are the people's party!

BEN CHAPMAN RAISES HIS HAND

GORDON:
Yes Ben

BEN:
Um how exactly should we do it prime minister?

GORDON:
Get back out and act like a man of the people, go down your local buy a round or two for voters, Christ Ben use your initiative.

BEN:
Yes prime minister of course.

CUT TO:

INT PUBLIC HOUSE NIGHT

BEN STRIDES UP TO THE BAR.

BEN:
Landlord I'd like to buy everbody a pint, (shouts) Who'd like a drink.

SEVERAL SCOUSERS CHIRP UP AND ORDER THEIR DRINKS. THE LANDLORD SERVES THE BEERS.

LANDLORD:
That'll be £32 please.

BEN HANDS THE LANDLORD AN EXPENSES BOOK.

BEN:
Have one yourself.

END

Simple but very enjoyable made me smile.

There's some good work going on all of a sudden?

High quality shit from alot of peeps!

:)

Quote: Scottidog @ May 18 2009, 8:29 PM BST

There's some good work going on all of a sudden?

High quality shit from alot of peeps!

:)

Thank you Scotti, for me the bar was raised with Sootys sketch 'Drawn Apart'. I have felt compelled to try harder since reading it.

Pete

Thanks you kindly sir! Don't often get bigged up in other threads.

But this is a quality bit of writing why not make it stage friednly and see if News Revue like it.

Quote: sootyj @ May 19 2009, 7:58 AM BST

Thanks you kindly sir! Don't often get bigged up in other threads.

But this is a quality bit of writing why not make it stage friednly and see if News Revue like it.

I'd struggle to make this stage friendly, It needs two scenes really. Where's Morrace when you need him...

:D

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