I always get lots of replies on my rubbish ones.
*rummages for toys in pram*
Ohh arr. Page 2
Aw!
I did read your Britain's got talent one, it was ace.
Quote: zooo @ May 18 2009, 9:52 PM BSTAw!
I did read your Britain's got talent one, it was ace.
Yea right, you just edited it 
Well that's WHY I read it, yes. 
Don't normally read much in Critique unless I'm editing the title.
Quote: zooo @ May 18 2009, 10:04 PM BSTWell that's WHY I read it, yes.
Don't normally read much in Critique unless I'm editing the title.
and now I know HOW TO GET YOU TO READ MY POSTS.
Don't tell anyone.
Quote: zooo @ May 18 2009, 10:19 PM BST
Don't tell anyone.
I think it's common knowledge that something entitled "David Tennant's Cock" is guaranteed to attract your curious eye.
I think I get what you're trying to say but the DVD rack/Shopaholic thing didn't do you any favours. Personally, given that Seinfeld already did the joke you're going for, I'd move on.