Bond Sketch Needs Ending - Help meh plz Page 2

Quote: Afinkawan @ May 18 2009, 11:33 AM BST

It's a perfectly good ending but if you need more, I would have him panic, show a close up of him hitting an 'ejector seat' button then pull back to show his seat slamming him forward into the steering wheel.

(do Robin Reliant seats tip forward to let the people in the back out?)

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That's it! That's the ending. Bond goes to get his insurance documents from the Reliant, yells something like 'Better luck next time Blowfeld', hits the ejector button and goes flying through the wind screen onto the bonnet of the Copper's car. A few seconds later, a parachute pops out. Thank you.

Quote: DIKTURNIP @ May 18 2009, 9:27 AM BST

why do you refer to a prostitute as an "estate slapper"?

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I didn't want to reveal it was a prostitute at first, you think Bond is just doing his ususal chat up routine on the 'ladeez'.

IT'S RELIANT ROBIN! NOT ROBIN RELIANT!

Sorry, it's been bugging me. But it's like saying "My car's an Escort Ford".

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 17 2009, 7:16 PM BST

ESTATE SLAPPER:
Yeah, all right. It's thirty quid for half an hour and nothing kinky.

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Is that the going rate in the UK these days?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 17 2009, 7:16 PM BST

POLICEMAN HOLDS UP A BREATHALYZER

Please put funny ending in here...now!

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What's the blood alcohol content limit (for driving) in the UK? 0.08 or 0.07 or 0.06? Either way, you could work in a lame gag about being under or over or exactly on 007. Which hardly gives you a killer ending.