My girlfriend watches the Antiques Roadshow and when the theme tune comes on I always sing "my nob, my nob, my nob, my nob, my nob, my nob, my nob, my nob, my noh-hob-hob-hob-hob-hob-hob-hob-hob-hob-hob! My nob, My nob, My nob, My nob, My nob, My nob, My nob, My nob,- please suck my cock till I cuuuuuuuum, please suck my cock till I cuuuuuuuum, please su-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-huh-huh-huh huck my co-ok till I cuuuuum - diddly diddly dee"
I wonder if any other readers singing has led to them living in the camper van in the street?
Sing along with the theme-tune, it's great fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhgygVAH6KQ