A sign reading "Do not steal from this office."
Actually as a pseudo social worker you don't want to know what I pinched. Nor do you want to try my pies....
What have you 'liberated' from work? Page 2
I took a laminated notice from a play I had on at college, warning the audience that they may be offended by some of the material. Ha!
I once used some of the baby's skin lotion. 
Quote: The Rook @ May 15 2009, 11:00 AM BSTDid you just nonchalantly roll it out?
I did. But I worked overtime that day and waited till the office was almost empty.
Laptop, label maker, condom machine, teabags.
Quote: David Bussell @ May 15 2009, 1:42 PM BSTLaptop, label maker, condom machine, teabags.
For some reason I imagine this more as a list of 'special' skills from your CV.
Quote: David Bussell @ May 15 2009, 1:42 PM BSTLaptop, label maker, condom machine, teabags.
Did you take them because you needed them? Or because they were there?
4 cages of beers, wines and spirits count?
Quote: David Bussell @ May 15 2009, 1:42 PM BSTLaptop, label maker, condom machine, teabags.
Enough to start your own business then!
I'd quite like to liberate myself from work.
Quote: Bad dog @ May 15 2009, 2:22 PM BSTI'd quite like to liberate myself from work.
Do the next best thing. Liberate "parts" of yourself while at work. It's tremendous for relieving stress.
Well, it is a bit warm in here, no-one could mind if I was just letting certain parts get a bit of air.
Quote: Bad dog @ May 15 2009, 2:27 PM BSTWell, it is a bit warm in here, no-one could mind if I was just letting certain parts get a bit of air.
That's the spirit! Although try not to bring my name up as a defence in court. 
Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2009, 2:31 PM BSTThat's the spirit! Although try not to bring my name up as a defence in court.
"The chipolata made me get it out," would indeed be a defence leading to immediate sectioning.
I should probably blame an MP! "But the home secretary encouraged me, your honour."