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Do you wear glasses? Page 7

I have a pair of glassses but never wear them. Everything's terrifyingly clear in them.

Quote: Ben @ November 26 2012, 7:55 PM GMT

Always nice to get them out later on in the day though.

Dirty boy :O

I'm one of those weirdos that would like to wear glasses but I don't need them (although I have astigmatism) so I don't.

But I do like 50s cat eye frames a lot.

I once asked someone (who is now a good friend) whether she wore fake glasses to be trendy, because the lenses looked too flat. So yeah, turns out she had suffered a brain tumour and the glasses weren't fake...

Errr

Quote: chipolata @ November 27 2012, 11:19 AM GMT

I have a pair of glassses but never wear them. Everything's terrifyingly clear in them.

The worst thing is to put on your specs then look in the mirror - every wrinkle and plook stands out in bold.

Quote: L.E. @ November 23 2012, 1:15 PM GMT

My boyfriend trod on my new glasses yesterday morning with his size 12 feet. Very unhappy Ellie.

Ooooops.. Does your insurance (or his) cover replacement.

Quote: Harridan @ November 23 2012, 5:28 PM GMT

I only wear glasses to make myself look smarter. I look a right idiot when I walk into lampposts.

Or bring the wrong baby back from the park.

Quote: billwill @ November 28 2012, 1:18 AM GMT

Or bring the wrong baby back from the park.

:D Everyone was so mad when I brought home that chihuahua by mistake.

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