INT. BAR – NIGHT
CHRIS AND ANDREW CHAT OVER A PINT.
CHRIS:
…I said you'll never get that in there but he bloody well did!
ANDREW CRACKS UP. SUDDENLY CHRIS IS SEIZED FROM BEHIND BY A COUPLE OF MASKED MEN AND ABDUCTED. ANDREW LOOKS CONCERNED THEN TAKES ANOTHER SIP FROM HIS BEER.
EXT. ALLEY – NIGHT
CHRIS IS DRAGGED ALONG BY HIS HEELS.
CHRIS:
You're making a mistake! You've got the wrong man!
CHRIS IS BUNDLED INTO THE BACK OF A BLACKED-OUT VAN.
INT.ABANDONED WAREHOUSE – NIGHT
CHRIS LANDS IN A HEAP AS HE'S TURFED NAKED FROM OF THE BACK OF THE VAN. HE SCRAMBLES AROUND IN A PANIC AS A GROUP OF ROBED MEN CARRYING STAFFS ENCIRCLE HIM. TRAPPED, CHRIS DROPS TO HIS KNEES.
CHRIS:
Please! I don't know who you think I am but I haven't done anything!
THE ROBED MEN FLIP THEIR STAFFS OVER TO REVEAL LARGE PAINT BRUSHES. THEY GO AT HIM, DAUBING HIM HEAD TO TOE. AT THE END OF IT HE'S BLUE ALL OVER.
THE MASKED MEN GRAB HIM AND PUSH HIM ROUGHLY THROUGH A LARGE PAIR OF DOORS…
INT. THEATRE – NIGHT
…WHERE HE EMERGES FROM BEHIND A CURTAIN INTO THE MIDDLE OF A 'BLUE MEN' CONCERT. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO CHRIS PICKS UP A PAIR OF STICKS AND BEGINS DRUMMING. ONE OF HIS FELLOW BLUE MEN LOOKS TO HIM WITH SHARED PITY.
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