INT. ASSEMBLY HALL – DAY
A DEBATE IS IN PROGRESS. KYLE IS AT THE PODIUM.
KYLE:
…I do not dismiss evolutionary thinking about human beings as having no value. On the contrary, I advocate careful, rigorous empirical and theoretical studies that address the role of evolution in the human sciences.
THE AUDIENCE CLAP AND KYLE TAKES A SEAT. A TEACHER ANNOUNCES THE NEXT SPEAKER.
TEACHER:
Thank you for that, Kyle. Mitch, if you'd like to present your rebuttal.
MITCH TAKES THE MIC AND THE CROWD SETTLE. HE COUGHS ONCE THEN HOLDS UP A FINGER AS IF TO SAY "JUST A MOMENT". HE THEN WALKS FROM THE STAGE LEAVING THE REST OF THE STUDENTS LOOKING TO ONE ANOTHER IN CONFUSION AND MUTTERING.
EXT. CAR PARK – DAY
MITCH CLIMBS INTO HIS CAR AND DRIVES AWAY.
INT. CAR – DAY
DRIVING DOWN A FREEWAY, MITCH DRUMS HIS FINGERS ON THE WHEEL.
EXT. PORCH – DAY
MITCH RINGS A DOORBELL. IT'S ANSWERED BY A WOMAN IN HER FORTIES. BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN SAY HELLO MITCH EMBRACES HER PASSIONATELY AND THEY STUMBLE INSIDE, KISSING HUNGRILY.
INT. BEDROOM – DAY
MITCH MAKES SWEET LOVE TO THE WOMAN TO R KELLY'S "BUMP AND GRIND."
EXT. CAR – DAY
MITCH WHISTLES TO HIMSELF AS HE DRIVES.
INT. ASSEMBLY HALL – DAY
MITCH BOUNDS UP TO THE STAGE STILL HOLDING HIS "JUST A MOMENT" FINGER THEN GRABS THE MIC.
MITCH:
I just f**ked your mom, Kyle.
KYLE:
What? How do you even know where I live?
MITCH:
64 Sunset Terrace, bitch.
KYLE:
That's... your house.
MITCH:
(BEAT) I am no good at debate.
END SKETCH
