British Comedy Guide

Cardie sketch

INT. NIGHTCLUB – NIGHT

SAMANTHA AND JULIE ARE AT THE BAR.

SAMANTHA:
It's boiling in here, I'm going to take me cardie off.

SHE REMOVES IT AND TIES IT AROUND HER WAIST.

JULIE:
You sure? You look like you're hiding a fat arse.

SAMANTHA:
Don't worry, I've got it covered.

SHE PULLS ANOTHER CARDIE FROM HER BAG AND PUTS IT ON. SHE TURNS AROUND TO REVEAL A SIGN ON THE BACK WITH AN ARROW POINTING DOWN SAYING "I DO NOT HAVE A FAT ARSE."

JULIE:
(GIVING A THUMBS UP) Sorted.

FROM ACROSS THE BAR A MAN WITH A PAUNCH WITH "I DO NOT HAVE A BEER GUT" WRITTEN ON IT GIVES SAMANTHA A WINK.

END SKETCH

Nice one.

It's short but maybe feels a bit too short.

Perhaps a guy with a shirt down to his navel dances up with a medallion reading.

"I don't have a beergut"

Just a thought.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 13 2009, 10:47 AM BST

Nice one.

Cheers, Nige.

Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2009, 10:47 AM BST

It's short but maybe feels a bit too short.

Perhaps a guy with a shirt down to his navel dances up with a medallion reading.

"I don't have a beergut"

Just a thought.

Perfect and yoinked!

It's a pleasure just remember me when your knee deep in hookers and coke.

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