Jordan and Peter Break Up

For those not keeping up with important topical news it would appear Jordan and Peter are breaking up. It seems she's been out drinking and getting her picture in the paper. I immediately thought of this.

INT LIVING ROOM DAY

JORDAN AND PETER ARE SAT IN A VERY PINK LIVING ROOM TALKING. PETER HAS AN OVER THE TOP AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.

PETER:
I can't believe it, you've been out bloody drinking getting your picture in the paper. Ya big galah !

JORDAN:
I'm really sorry lover, You're my world.

PETER LOOKING AT NEWSPAPER

PETER:
Who's this bloke you're all over. Gee's I feel such a dingo.

JORDAN:
I don't know I was drunk I'm sorry it won't happen again.

PETER:
I'm sorry Jord it's over. I didn't know it'd be like this.

JORDAN:
(SOBBING) No please.

PETER:
I feel such a prawn. This is just like the time I let the cat play with my hamster. Who'd have thought Mittens could have mistaken Hammy for catfood.

END

Not bad but disappointing, Pedros. I'm the eternal cynic and assumed they didn't make it Stateside and your sketch was going to be about them hatching a plot (i.e. fake split/divorce) to get the attention away from it. In other word, Max Clifford's 'Plan B'.

Quote: Morrace @ May 12 2009, 2:16 PM BST

Not bad but disappointing, Pedros. I'm the eternal cynic and assumed they didn't make it Stateside and your sketch was going to be about them hatching a plot (i.e. fake split/divorce) to get the attention away from it. In other word, Max Clifford's 'Plan B'.

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I did think about that angle, ie Jordan crying and keep looking at hidden camera but alas went with the obvious Peter being a simpleton.