Having just read sootyj's excellent Obama sketch, I became inspired and threw together one of my one. For those not keeping up with the news, Fiat is attempting to buy most of the American car industry, which is the basis of my sketch.
I don't often post in here, so I hope this is good enough for consideration.
THE WIRE HOUSE
Two Gangstas are sat in the Oval Office.
GANGSTA 1:
This is one slammin' crib yo.
GANGSTA 2:
For reals. So who is this Omar dude?
GANGSTA 1:
Not Omar, Obama fool.
GANGSTA 2:
Obama? He one of those Nation of Islam motherf**kers?
GANGSTA 1:
Shee-eet negro, you not heard of Obama? He whacked G-Bush.
GANGSTA 2:
That cracker motherf**ker who used to steal gas? So what now, turf war?
GANGSTA 1:
Obama ain't like that. He's bringing all the gangs together, the Koreans, the Pakistanis, even some of those crazy Afghan motherf**kers. He's also got his big ass wife working the schools in London.
GANGSTA 2:
Brother sounds like he's got his shit together.
OBAMA AND A MAFIA BOSS ENTER THE OVAL OFFICE.
OBAMA:
Tuquan, Jamille, wassup? I want to introduce you to Big Tony, he's got a job for you.
TONY:
B-Rak says you two are the best. I want you to steal some cars for me.
GANGSTA 1:
Yeah, no probs. What do you want?
TONY:
A Cadillac, a Chevy and a Chrysler.
GANGSTA 2:
What kind of Cadillac, Chevy and Chrysler?
TONY:
All of them.
GANGSTA 1:
Say what?
OBAMA:
Tony's taking over Detroit, I want you two to go up there and make it happen.
GANGSTA 2:
F**k you fool. What makes you think you can boss us around bitch?
OBAMA:
Because you two motherf**king crackheads owe me money. Do what I tell you or I'll take you out like those bitch ass Lehman Brothers.
GANGSTA 1:
You whacked the Brothers?
OBAMA:
That's life on the street. Wall Street.
GANGSTA 1 AND GANGSTA 2 GET UP FROM THEIR CHAIRS AND GRAB BRIEFCASES. THEY WALK OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE.
GANGSTA 1:
Why didn't I get an honest job instead of becoming a banker? My Momma is so ashamed.
GANGSTA 2:
Keep it down fool, my family think I'm a drug dealer.
Great dialogue too!