HILARY CLINTON IS TALKING TO BARRACK OBAMA
OBAMA
How come there's a new British Primeminister? I thought they weren't having elections for another year.
HILARY
Well it's the expenses the Queen was so disgusted she dissolved parliament. After finding out Prescott had a 2 million pound account with Greggs, Gordon Brown had spent a million on bottox to make him smile in that stupid YouTube broadcast and Cameron had been hiring urchins to steal his bike so he didn't have to ride it.
OBAMA
Aah right so who's the new PM?
HILARY
Well the only politician to stupid to fill in a mortgage application, let alone flip it. I believe he only claimed for 3 pairs of DMs and copy of Mein Kampf.
NICK GRIFFIN WALKS ON
NICK
Seig Heil Mr Obama! I'm Nick Griffin from the BNP, the parties that right for the stupid and white.
HILARY
Awkward.
BO1
BARRACK OBAMA IS STROKING BO (I VISIONED BEING PLAYED BY A BIG BLOKE IN DOG EARS) AND TALKING TO KIM JUNG IL.
BARACK
Wow Chairman Kim after all that negotiation I need to relax in my wife's organic garden. Why don't you play with Bo?
BARRACK WALKS OFF AND KIM NERVOUSLY PATS BO
BO STANDS UP
KIM
Ah good dog, good juicy meaty dog.
BO STANDS UP.
BO
How many of my brother's have you eaten? You're our Hitler well now for revenge.
BO TAKES A DUMP ON THE STAGE AND WHINES.
BARRACK WALKS SMOKING A JOINT
BARRACK
What is it boy? Kim how could you?
RUBS KIMS'S NOSE IN THE POO.
BARRACK
No food aid for you! You're a bad boy!
BO2
BENJAMIN NETANYU IS TALKING TO BARRACK OBAMA WHO IS STROKING BO
BARRACK
Wow after that tough peace negotianting I've got to go check out my wife's organic garden.
BARRACK WALKS OFF.
BENJAMIN
Hey Bo that's a nice basket you've got there.
BO
It is. Hey you're not going to occupy it.
BENJAMIN
This dog basket was promised to my people 3000 years ago by God. Now to mark my territory.
BENJAMIN PROCCEDES TO PEE ON BO'S DOG BASKET.
BO
Hey stop that! I am going to give you such a rocket!
BENJAMIN SHOOTS HIM.
BARRACK WALKS ON SMOKING A JOINT
BARRACK
Hey you shot my dog!
BENJAMIN
He was a terrorist. He was Osama Bo-Laden.
BARRACK
That's alright then.
