INT. PRISON.
VIEW OF A JAIL LANDING. A PIECE OF CORD WITH A MESSAGE ATTACHED IS WHIPPED FROM UNDER A CELL DOOR. IT REACHES A NEARBY CELL. THERE IS A PAUSE. A PIECE OF CORD WITH A MESSAGE ATTACHED IS WHIPPED OUT OF THE SECOND CELL BACK TOWARDS THE FIRST CELL. AS IT APPROACHES THE FIRST CELL A WARDER APPEARS AND HIS BOOT LANDS ON THE NOTE. HE BENDS DOWN, PICKS IT UP AND OPENS THE NOTE. WRITTEN ON NOTE IS 'TAG, YOU'RE IT.'
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Nige, you've done it again. Short, to the point and above all - funny.
There is no one on this forum that can handle short and funny as well as Nigel... imo.
Nigel, your shorts are consistently funny and a good proportion border on genius. You'd show the Fast Show how to do it faster.
You're good at the quickie indeed. Like this one, sharp stuff
Agree with all the above, especially Nige's consistencies on the short and funny (wish I could do it!)
Well done, Nigel. Another nice funny one.
Dan
Top stuff Nigel your silent quickies are the bollocks!
But that's enough about your farting.
Dunno how but you should bundle these up and send them somewhere. They'd make the perfect intersitisions for international shows.
Very good. 
Quote: sootyj @ May 12 2009, 9:30 AM BSTDunno how but you should bundle these up and send them somewhere. They'd make the perfect intersitisions for international shows.
I agree with this.
Dan
Yep. Brilliant Nigel.