Put it on expenses

To the tune of "you fill up my senses (Annie's song) by John Denver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGi490LmaP8

Put it on expenses is what I said to the florist,
and now I'm off to find sunshine
first class on the plane, my wife knows I'm a pervert,
I spent a grand on baby lotion.
I put it all on expenses, now it's first class to Spain.

A big bag of horse poo, and a replacement seat for my loo,
It's not a national disaster, it's not a cause for alarm.
a politician needs some dirt, what's all the commotion.
mines a big bag of horse poo, and I'd buy it again.

Put it on expenses its just a simple request
The countries in decline
economies down the drain, there's no need to get obsessed
at such a preposterous notion.
I'll put it all on expenses, to the end of gordy's regin.

If I don't make it through, you'd stand no chance in the dole queue,
you may be a grafter, but i've upper class charm
a politician needs some dirt, it's just a drop in the ocean
At least we don't have swine flu, now lets all drink champagne.