Space lawyer

A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS ARE AT AN UFO CONFERENCE.
WEIRDO1 IS ADRESSING THE AUDIENCE.

WEIRDO1
Well they got me up on that there flying saucer, next thing I know my pants are round my ankles and I'm paralysed.

WEIRDO2(FROM THE AUDIENCE)
Tell us about the proble how big was it!

WEIRDO1
Like a baby's arm holding a satsuma.

WEIRDO3(FROM THE AUDIENCE)
That's nothing mine was like an eel in a crash helmet and it vibrated!

WEIRDO2
Mine was like a baseball bat, no a cricket bat hell no it was like a hockey stick. My poor hiny!

SUDDENLY THE ROOF DISAPEARS FROM THE CONVENTION CENTRE AND A UFO DESCENDS AND AN ALIEN DESCENDS FROM IT.
THIS CGI SEQUENCE SHOULD COST ABOUT 5 MILLION POUNDS.

WEIRDO1
Eeek they're here cover your ani!

WEIRDO2
Keep outa my back door!

THE WEIRDOS ALL TRY AND COVER THEIR BOTTOMS.

ALIEN
Silence puny earthmen! I am Glarg from Glarg, Tharg and Alf space solicitors! This is a cease and desist order from the union of gay interstellar life forms.
One more false accusation of sexual harrasment and they'll sue.

THIS CGI SEQUENCE SHOULD COST ABOUT 5 MILLION POUNDS.

That'll learn em'.

ha, ha, super smashing great sketch.

LOL @ calling them weirdos.
Are you trying to alienate them? BADOOM-TISH!

THIS CGI SEQUENCE SHOULD COST ABOUT 5 MILLION POUNDS.

With cutbacks, I think all you'll get is a sprayed-silver frisbee on a string.

Another solid sketch. Nice idea, done well. A minor crit: the opening two alien sentences are very reminiscent of the Simpsons' pair but saying that, I acknowledge it's hard to avoid that style of language when someone makes a dramatic entrance.

I may rewrite that, but it maybe that sort of cliche comedic language that's really hard to avoid.

Quote: sootyj @ May 10 2009, 10:38 AM BST

A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS ARE AT AN UFO CONFERENCE.
WEIRDO1 IS ADRESSING THE AUDIENCE.

WEIRDO1
Them alien sunza bitches probed me like a Panorama documentary with a cabinet minister.

WEIRDO2(FROM THE AUDIENCE)
Tell us about the proble how big was it!

WEIRDO1
Like a baby's arm holding a satsuma.

WEIRDO3(FROM THE AUDIENCE)
That's nothing mine was like an eel in a crash helmet and it vibrated!

WEIRDO2
Mine was like a baseball bat, no a cricket bat hell no it was like a hockey stick. My poor hiny!

SUDDENLY THE ROOF DISAPEARS FROM THE CONVENTION CENTRE AND A UFO DESCENDS AND AN ALIEN DESCENDS FROM IT.
THIS CGI SEQUENCE SHOULD COST ABOUT 5 MILLION POUNDS.

WEIRDO1
Eeek they're here cover your ani!

WEIRDO2
Keep outa my back door!

THE WEIRDOS ALL TRY AND COVER THEIR BOTTOMS.

ALIEN
Silence puny earthmen! I am Glarg from Glarg, Tharg and Alf space solicitors! This is a cease and desist order from the union of gay interstellar life forms.
One more false accusation of sexual harrasment and they'll sue.

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