EXT. DAY. SHIP.
SALUTING SAILORS STAND ON A SHIP'S DECK.
A LONE PIPER PLAYS A LAMENT.
A BODY BAG LIES ON A BOARD.
THE BOARD IS RAISED AND THE BODY PLUMMETS TO THE SEA.
LOUDSPEAKER:
6.0, 6.5, 6.0, 5.5, 6.5.
FX APPLAUSE.
ANOTHER BODY BAG IS PLACED ON THE BOARD.
END.
Hahaha I liked that.
Indeed. Short ones like this rule.
Love it Nigel.
Thats the shizzle Nizzle.
Your shorts are legendary, imo.
I would like to see a row of judges in bow ties sat at a long table hold up their scores but hey, that's just me. Good anyhoo imo.
Very good.
Ditto - good marks from me too. Quite Dave Allen-ish.