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What 's the consistency of your cum?

I'm just continuing on from the 'disgusting thread' idea.

As for me, pretty changable really.

Does anyone know why it can go from watery to thick and claggy?

Over to you...

'Watery to thick and claggy' is a symptom of one of the STDs.

Well, I aint 'ad one. It's always been like that!

Question dodger...!

Oh alright then; the first 'coming' after a few days, in my experience, is 'thick and claggy'. The second, if after a few hours is 'watery'.

This is really rather disturbing.

I'm not sure, I'll phone your mum. Whistling nnocently

You all obviously find that very hard to swallow.

I must admitthat's how it's coming over for me Morrance...

Does anyone else's sometimes smell of Domestos?

Perhaps my genital hygiene routine is a tad too rigorous.

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 8 2009, 7:02 PM BST

Does anyone else's sometimes smell of Domestos?

Your Greek lover?

Sorry, that was rubbish.

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 8 2009, 7:02 PM BST

Does anyone else's sometimes smell of Domestos?

Yes - 99.9% of the time.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 8 2009, 7:03 PM BST

Your Greek lover?

Sorry, that was rubbish.

Laughing out loud doth cap (not to be confused with dutch cap).

Quote: The Rook @ May 8 2009, 5:38 PM BST

I'm just continuing on from the 'disgusting thread' idea.

As for me, pretty changable really.

Does anyone know why it can go from watery to thick and claggy?

Over to you...

I'm not often given to wading into such obscene threads. Nevertheless, having worked in the field of animal husbandary (artificial insemination of sheep, cattle and goats) at a relative's veterinary practice during my youth, I can inform you that the main factor behind the consistency of sperm is frequency of ejaculation. In other words, if you ejaculate only once a day or once a week, your sperm will be thick. If you're doing it three or more times a day, it will appear more watery, especially in susbsequent ejaculations when there is little time between emissions. Other factors that will determine its consistency include age, body temperature, humidity and fluid intake.

I don't know whether STDs such as chlamydia and gonorrhea influence the consistency of sperm, but they do cause a sperm-like discharge which is not accompanied by orgasm, but instead can result in the painful sensation known as "pissing razor blades". Such maladies are easily cured by antibiotics.

Address any further embarrassing medical problems to Dr Kenneth, c/ this site.

These threads have persuaded Sootyj to get a cloacca, he believe's they're available on BUPA.

Ok, I think we've had enough fun with these 'disgusting' threads now. This is meant to be a family site ;)

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