Quote: Nil Putters @ May 8 2009, 7:10 PM BSTHA! Going down...?
I'll take the stairs, thanks.
What's the shtick that makes you go ick? Page 3
>_<
Have you just cum?
That's more; 
Don't you mean? - 
Nah, definitely; >_< 
I feel I've shared too much.. 
Yes.
I do not eat in public toilets!
I meant if you go for a nice meal and then goto the toilets and they're disgusting.
People eating on public transport, especially if they're sort of suctioning fried chicken off the bone.
You filthy swines.
Oh and chavs buying saveloys in chippys to eat in chippys.
You worthless scum bags, do you think they're some sort of processed meat martinis?
I can remember buying a Reggae record from a second-hand record shop, and when I got it home and opened it, it had the biggest pube I've ever seen, sitting on it. I kept imagining it having belonged to some giant Rastafarian. I had intended to incorporate the record into a scratch routine I'd been putting together, but I changed my mind, when I remembered how much finger-licking is done during such routines!
Custard slices. They are dreadful things and should be outlawed immediately
How about a custard slice with a complementary pube on top??
Probably a room 101 cert I would say.
Parmasean - because it smells like someone's been sick on a coach.
Hairs in food (as mentioned) but also someone else's hair anywhere near a table where I'm eating.
The stench of someone else's anal gas.
Dribbly, snotty kids.
Quote: Seefacts @ May 9 2009, 11:39 AM BSTDribbly, snotty kids.
Welcome to my world.