British Comedy Guide

Statue

EXT. PARK. DAY.

TWO SUITS (BEN AND MATT) ARE SITTING ON A BENCH, EATING THEIR LUNCH. THEY ARE SITTING INFRONT OF AN UNSEEN STATUE. MATT IS STARING AT A PLAQUE.

MATT:
You know all the time we've been coming here to eat our sarnies and I've never even bothered to read the dedication on this plaque.

BEN:
Let's have a butchers then?

WE REVEAL THE PLAQUE, IT READS.

"DEDICATED TO THE BASTARD COUNCIL FOR MAKING ME CUT MY OVERHEADS SO MUCH TO GET THIS, I MADE A HUGE FUCKING LOSS."

BEN (NODS):
Ah that explains a lot.

WE REVEAL THE STATUE IS OF A BIG HAND GIVING THE FINGER.

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