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What colour is your sh*t? Page 2

Oh, I almost forgot, when you've been holding onto a shit for a couple of days, it often feels like it's got shards of glass in it, when straining to release it.

I went 10 days without a shit once as painkillers I had been taking made me constipated. When the load finally departed, it was a two hour arsebuster, and the pain, like toothache but only in your arse.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 8 2009, 11:46 PM BST

I went 10 days without a shit once

10 days? You're lucky you didn't wind up with Toxic Megacolon.

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