Just wanted to beat Mike Dan Carter in the disgusting thread stakes.
Move along now, nothing to see here.
What colour is your sh*t?
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Just for the record, had a driving test this morning so mine was yellow.
Did you pass?
I read that as 'piss'. >_<
I don't think he did - it was meant to be green you see!
Brown... Like Poo... it's been black before though...
Quote: EllieJP @ May 8 2009, 11:27 AM BSTDid you pass?
Yes
Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ May 8 2009, 11:11 AM BSTJust for the record, had a driving test this morning so mine was yellow.
These tests are getting far too in-depth.
This thread belongs in the toilet.
What's with the moo cow avatar sandwich lover?
Some of my shit's blue:
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It Could Be You
Sad are they who know not love's
Darkest, strangest mystery
They've sour old wine to drink
Up and down the streets
Where I shall find you
Making roses wet with spew
Hidden away, the light withdrawn
Not caring if there's another dawn
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You know that feeling after you've just done a powerfully massive shit? Like you're kind of drained, but feeling you've acheived something epic? That's great.
After a weekend drinking Guinness in Ireland mine turned black. This may not be news to some of you but was quite a surprise pour moi.
The signs of a truly epic shit, are when your legs go numb and you have to keep getting up to walk around, and when you black out for a second.
Quote: catskillz @ May 8 2009, 11:20 PM BSTThe signs of a truly epic shit, is when your legs go numb and you have to keep getting up to walk around, and when you black out for a second.
My life seems so dull compared to yours.