Anyone ever had funny coloured piss? Mine's usually clear, when I've had a large night out, it's yellow the morning after. I guess red piss is a bad sign.
What colour is your p*ss?
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I thought I was dying when I had pink wee... turned out beetroot turns your wee red! 
I only figured this out after I rang my mum crying... she laughed at me.
red piss = a few pints of beetroot juice. Healthy stuff.
EDIT: Crumbs, beaten by a girl (by only a few seconds) in a vulgar thread. Not much lower to go.
Too much riboflavin makes mine look like the inside of a glowstick.
This is a new low even for the BSG.
Ah, Berocca has the same effect on me. Nasty stuff.
Quote: David Bussell @ May 8 2009, 11:02 AM BSTToo much riboflavin makes mine look like the inside of a glowstick.
Plus, I've been eating loads of asparagus this week. It really does make your piss stink.
My mate had blood red jizz once. His missus had been going at it like a sink plunger and tore something in his clackersack.
As to your piss quetion, mine is generally straw-coloured. And it sometimes smells like Sugar Puffs.
Quote: Lee Henman @ May 8 2009, 11:07 AM BSTMy mate had blood red jizz once. His missus had been going at it like a sink plunger and tore something in his clackersack.
As to your piss quetion, mine is generally straw-coloured. And it sometimes smells like Sugar Puffs.
Oh Lee, you do make me laugh. 
Quote: Lee Henman @ May 8 2009, 11:07 AM BSTMy mate had blood red jizz once. His missus had been going at it like a sink plunger and tore something in his clackersack.
As to your piss quetion, mine is generally straw-coloured. And it sometimes smells like Sugar Puffs.
Surely, as piss came first, it's more correct to say Sugar Puffs smell like piss?
And piss should generally be clear-ish, anything too dark means dehydration.
Straw colour is the colour of cerebral spinal fluid!
Sootyj's is a good indicator of the state of Sootyj ranging from clear to sinister dark.
Mines milky most of the time, I don't know if that means Im dying but it's a cool colour and it sometimes smells of chicken even when I've not eaten chicken.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 8 2009, 11:01 AM BSTI thought I was dying when I had pink wee... turned out beetroot turns your wee red!
And your number two toilets, which I once discovered to my horror!
Maybe you should masturbate less? Or shake your dinkle drops off more gently?
I can honestly say that I've never had the inclination to smell my own (or anyone else's) urine. You people are either very odd, very pungent, or perhaps both!
Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2009, 2:04 PM BSTI can honestly say that I've never had the inclination to smell my own (or anyone else's) urine. You people are either very odd, very pungent, or perhaps both!
Still, at least it's not quite as bad as that recent thread about drinking the stuff! Now which dirty so and so posted that....Mmmm...?