Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 8 2009, 1:16 PM BST... now I'm looking I am not convinced these are my jeans.
Aye Aye! Player! You must tell us that story. If you can remember!
What's in your pockets? Page 4
I have an unused condom in my jeans... I keep nearly pulling it out by accident infront of people (whilst looking for my phone).
Plus most would probably turn me down anyway 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 8 2009, 1:22 PM BSTAye Aye! Player! You must tell us that story. If you can remember!
I was at a party last night which ended in a game of kaplunk but everytime you messed up items of clothing came off. After a copious amount of drink and drugs everyone was kind of naked. I didn't sleep much but don't know how I put the wrong jeans on. 
Quote: Paul W @ May 8 2009, 1:37 PM BSTI have an unused condom in my jeans... I keep nearly pulling it out by accident infront of people (whilst looking for my phone).
Plus most would probably turn me down anyway
Well at least you're not a dirty boy, like that Darren P.!
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 8 2009, 1:41 PM BSTI was at a party last night which ended in a game of kaplunk but everytime you messed up items of clothing came off. After a copious amount of drink and drugs everyone was kind of naked. I didn't sleep much but don't know how I put the wrong jeans on.
Strip Kerplunk! Ha!
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 8 2009, 1:41 PM BSTI was at a party last night which ended in a game of kaplunk but everytime you messed up items of clothing came off. After a copious amount of drink and drugs everyone was kind of naked. I didn't sleep much but don't know how I put the wrong jeans on.
Can't say I've ever played Strip Kerplunk... Darren you have strange past times I hope you're in your lates teens or early 20s or I'm worried.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 8 2009, 1:41 PM BSTI was at a party last night which ended in a game of kaplunk but everytime you messed up items of clothing came off. After a copious amount of drink and drugs everyone was kind of naked. I didn't sleep much but don't know how I put the wrong jeans on.
You are a very naughty boy.
Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2009, 2:06 PM BSTYou are a very naughty boy.
And here was me thinking he was the messiah.
"And lo, the lord did declare: I give you a new commandment: play strip kerplunk with one another."
I have a shopping list in my pocket. It reads;
Salad
cuc
toms
croissants
brioche
smoked salmon
plain yog
booze
cuc?
I haven't decided yet if that means cucumber or cock?
In other words -
Healthy
Healthy
Healthy
Healthy
Health... oh, sod it.
The shopping list on the iPhone in my pocket:
Mulch
Staple gun
Staples
Beer
Dental floss
Tums
It's cucumber. I'm descended from coster mongers, so it's technical veg talk guv'nor. 
Quote: Balf @ May 8 2009, 4:33 PM BSTIn other words -
Healthy
Healthy
Healthy
Healthy
Health... oh, sod it.
Sounds about right. . The booze in question was champagne, cava and Glennfiddich.
Quote: DaButt @ May 8 2009, 4:33 PM BSTThe shopping list on the iPhone in my pocket:
Mulch
Staple gun
Staples
Beer
Dental floss
Tums
You'll need the floss after the mulch.
Quote: PhQnix @ May 7 2009, 5:15 PM BST
!
No plasters?
Nope. Someone's obviously been routing through them.
Now, there is a big fat nothing in them! Oh, 5p. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 8 2009, 7:02 PM BSTOh, 5p.
Thats mine I think.