*searches for his 'magic wand'*
What's in your pockets? Page 2
Quote: zooo @ May 7 2009, 4:03 PM BSTI has no pockets now,
Wish I was sitting at home naked, too. 
Edit to say that I forgot it's Aaron's birthday today.
Quote: Balf @ May 7 2009, 4:07 PM BST*searches for his 'magic wand'*
*lends Balf a magnifying glass*
The essence of bah-ness.
Quote: Leevil @ May 7 2009, 4:17 PM BSTThe essence of bah-ness.
You still struggling with the whole mid-twenties thing? 
I'm sooo old.
How do you think that makes Chappers feel? 
Quote: Leevil @ May 7 2009, 4:18 PM BSTI'm sooo old.
Yup 
Fosil man.
What's the old saying: growing old isn't great, but it's better than the alternative.
Cue alternatives...
Quote: zooo @ May 7 2009, 4:20 PM BSTHow do you think that makes Chappers feel?
Chappers was born before emotions and emoticons evolved.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 7 2009, 3:40 PM BSTNothing... my jeans are tight fitting.
Phwoar.
Quote: Lee Henman @ May 7 2009, 4:28 PM BSTPhwoar.
Or she's a fatty.
Quote: Rob H @ May 7 2009, 4:24 PM BSTWhat's the old saying: growing old isn't great, but it's better than the alternative.
Cue alternatives...
Being a teenager.
Quote: Rob H @ May 7 2009, 4:09 PM BST*lends Balf a magnifying glass*
It's in a box along with my dignity.
Quote: Gavin @ May 7 2009, 4:30 PM BSTBeing a teenager.
Stuck forever as a teenager? Can't say I'd fancy that very much. 23 or 24 maybe.
Quote: Leevil @ May 7 2009, 4:29 PM BSTOr she's a fatty.
Truer.