In my pockets today -
Phone
Keys on Muttley fob
USB backup of hard drive
Bus pass
Notebook & pen
Wallet with cards and lots of receipts I need to sort
Pockets are great.
What's in your pockets?
A hole.
Now this is proper thread, this is, none of your trolling nonsense.
Three sets of keys
Paper handkerchief
Blue retractable biro
Two pounds 11 pence in change
Phone.
Debit card.
7 quid.
A few tic-tacs.
A used train ticket and several wine-stained scraps of paper and business cards with writers' email addresses on from the BBC Northern Laughs meeting yesterday.
Keys in my right pocket. Change in my left. An old rail ticket in one of my back pockets.
Nothing... my jeans are tight fitting.
So... What's in your jeans?
Nothing I'm wearing a kilt.
What's in your Sporran?
Quote: zooo @ May 7 2009, 3:44 PM BSTWhat's in your Sporran?
Nothing I have a cock.
Is that what you've got in your jeans, Ellie?
Quote: zooo @ May 7 2009, 3:47 PM BSTIs that what you've got in your jeans, Ellie?
Like Mr Garrison LOL!
A multi vitimin pill - and 78 pence.
I has no pockets now, but before I got changed after work -
a key
Phone
Pack of Softmints containing one Softmint
Quote: zooo @ May 7 2009, 3:47 PM BSTIs that what you've got in your jeans, Ellie?
A cock? I wish! 