A bank manager, the deputy manager and a HR personal are sitting around a desk in a disciplinary meeting of one of the employee's of the bank, Colin.
DM: Another meeting then Colin? Another warning? When is it going to end?
BM: It's gonna end today! That was his final written warning, and Colin will be leaving at the end of the day.
COLIN: Ah what? I was only having a bit of fun.
BM: Bit of fun? Well you seem to have a back catalog of fun don't you colin.
HR: Why what has he done today?
BM: Upsetting people again
COLIN: Ah what?
DM: Not again Colin?
BM: He told a young mother that her newly born baby looked like Gollum.
DM: Oh, Colin after our little chat last week aswell.
BM: Oh right? And what happened last week?
DM: Oh it was nothing.
BM: Go on.
DM: He just happened to say to a middle aged man with long hair and a beard not to touch his private parts when he cashes his cheque.
BM: Oh Colin, this really is enough.
COLIN: Ah what?
HR: Well, that wasn't the most serious one though was it Terry (to DM)
DM: Errrr..what?
BM: What is this?
DM: Oh, just a mis understanding.
BM: Tell me.
(beat)
DM: He told a dad who was looking at our new range of mortgage offers that his daughter was the spitting image of Madeline Mccann, and that he was going to call the A Team?
BM: Oh god, well, hold on, was it her?
HR: No, she was chinese.
