Take on Obama

Monday 4th May 2009 4:48pm

51,287 posts

These are my efforts to get the right topical take on Obama.

HILARY CLINTON IS TALKING TO A FEMALE ADVISER.

HILARY
You know the best thing about having a Black President is finally America has a leader who comes from the same background as Africa's leaders.

LEADER
But Jacob Zuma, Robert Mugabe are both poorly educated former terrorists. Barrack is a privilleged exlawyer.

HILARY
So what? Baracks talking to Zhuma right now and it seems to be going swimmingly.

BARRACK STORMS ON.

BARRACK
Hilary, Zhuma stole my autobiography "The audacity of hope" and he won't give it back!

ZHUMA WALKS ON WAVING BARRACKS BOOK.

ZHUMA
Egghead wants his bookywook, egghead wants his bookywook.

HILARY
At this rate he'll have retired by Christmas

sootyj

Monday 4th May 2009 6:51pm

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2 WHITE HOUSE ADVISERS ARE TALKING

WH1
Where's the President? I just told him that the financial stimulus package was over a trillion dollars and it's all going to the crooks who got us into trouble in the first place.

WH2
I know I just told him that we'd driven the Taliban out of Afghanistan. And into Pakistan where they're trying to steal the Pakistani atomic bomb.

MICHELLE OBAMA WALKS ON.

WH1
Cover your eyes it's Michelle Obama you could be blinded by the sunlight shining from her bottom.

WH2
She's like a cross between Oprah, Jesus and Martha Stewart.

MICHELLE
Oh my children, Barrack's in my organic vegetable garden it always put's a smile on his face.

BARRACK WALKS ON.

BARRACK
You're right Michelle your garden makes me smile, both of your gardens. And it's going to be alright.
TOKES FROM A JOINT
Aah the audacity of dope.