A MOUNTAIN SIDE A BRIGHT GLOW THAT IS THE PRESENCE OF GOD SHINES DOWN UPON A CONGREGATION OF ANCIENT ISRAELITES.
GOD
And on the 6th day I created man and woman and it was good. And on the 7th day I rested and it too was good.
CONGREGATION
Praise be God on high.
GOD
And then I said I am the Lord your God. As I was creating man on the 6th day I could not have fiddled with Sebastian's brake cables!
CONGREGATION
Praise be God he did not make Sebastian's car crash so he could take over the stables and tanning salon.
COLUMBO ADRESS'S GOD FROM THE EDGE OF THE MOUNTAIN
COLUMBO
Just one more question creator of the universe.
GOD
What is it Detective?
COLUMBO
Why wasn't Sebastian's girlfriend Isobel able to claim on his insurance.
GOD
Oh my simple child Detective Columbo. The accident was an act of God!
Damnation I'll come quietly.
COLUMBO
Thank you your magnificence. Come on CaJumbo that's how we do it in the US.
CAJUMBO
Brrrrrraaarrr!
COLUMBO
Yeh yeh I got some peanuts you love my nuts. Kinda like my wife.
COLUMBO RIDES CAJUMBO INTO THEIR NEXT ADVENTURE.