A young student enters the flat he is sharing with his uni mate.
Loud music is playing, there are empty cans and bottles everywhere, clothes thrown across the furniture, on the coffee table there is cannabis and a porno mag, and packs of empty bags of 'watsit's' crisps everywhere.
STUDENT: Ughhh.,not again Dan.
The young student walks through to the hall, music still blaring, and slowly pushes the bedroom door open.
His flatmate is lying unconcious, stark naked on the bed.
His penis is bright orange.
Suddenly the toilet flushes. The student turns round, the bathroom door opens steadily. A middle aged woman walks out with a silk robe, covering her modesty.
STUDENT: Mum! what are you doing here?
MOTHER: Oh hello Darren, didn't think you'd be...
A man walks out from the other bedroom, naked, staggering, putting his glasses on as he does.
STUDENT: Dad! what are you doing here? and why is your mouth Orange?
What the hell is going on!