Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman pass in a corridor. Gordon is whistling.
Harriet : You sound happy Gordie.
Gordon: Oh yes..at last something to be happy about.
Harriet: Has Jackie finally resigned?
Gordon: No, I'm talking about the Swine Flu.
Harriet: Christ! Things must be f**king screwed if a global pandemic is good news?
Gordon: Of course it is....if half the electorate die, the bastards can't vote Tory can they?
Ends.
