Barking Mad.

~~BARKING MAD~~

A DOG IS AT A JOB INTERVIEW FOR A SNIFFER DOG POSITION.

BOSS: Well that just about concludes proceedings. Have you got any questions for me?

DOG: Yes. If I was successful in getting the job, how long would it be before I found out?

BOSS: It's usually a couple of days. Anyway I wouldn't get your hopes up.

DOG: Why not?

BOSS: Well you know. You're a terrier. These kinds of jobs always go to spaniels.

DOG: And why is that?

BOSS: There just better at sniffing. When it comes to that sort of thing terriers are inferior.

DOG: That's breedist!!!

BOSS: No. It's true. You only got an interview because you're disabled.

DOG: I'm not disabled!

BOSS: You've got three legs.

DOG: You sir are a disgrace and your company is a shambles.

THE DOG JUMPS OF THE CHAIR, WALKS ROUND THE DESK AND URINATES ON THE BOSS'S FEET BEFORE LEAVING THE ROOM.

I rather like that nice bit of play between dog and human characteristics.

Very Brian from Family Guy which is a compliment.

Funny stuff.

Quote: sootyj @ May 1 2009, 1:42 PM BST

I rather like that nice bit of play between dog and human characteristics.

Very Brian from Family Guy which is a compliment.

Funny stuff.

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Cheers mate. I think it would be good as an animation or even creature comforts stlye with the dog being the only one in view.

Perhaps if the dog was a bull terrier and the interviewer implied that made him a chav and not the army sort of dog?

Maybe. Or it could be a Jack Russell wanting to be a guard dog.

Yup anything that plays on the dogs characteristics.