~~FOOTBALL TRIALS~~
DANNY IS SAT IN THE CHANGING ROOM LOOKING GLUM. HIS BEST FRIEND PETE ENTERS AND SITS NEXT TO HIM.
PETE:
Alright Danboy. Did you make the squad?
DANNY:
Nope. Did you?
PETE:
Yeah but I can't believe you didn't. Did they say anything?
DANNY:
They said I was great passer, with good vision and a natural goal scoring talent. They also commented on my great tactical knowledge, saying after my football career I could easily slip into a management role.
PETE:
That's great but why did they not pick you? After all it's only a village pub team.
DANNY:
They said I have "the wrong image for the team."
PETE:
Sorry mate. Still chin up and all that.
DANNY:
What does that even mean, "the wrong image"?
THE CAMERA PANS OUT SHOWING DANNY WEARING A SHORT RED DRESS AND BLACK HIGH HEELS.