British Comedy Guide

Football Trials

~~FOOTBALL TRIALS~~

DANNY IS SAT IN THE CHANGING ROOM LOOKING GLUM. HIS BEST FRIEND PETE ENTERS AND SITS NEXT TO HIM.

PETE:

Alright Danboy. Did you make the squad?

DANNY:

Nope. Did you?

PETE:

Yeah but I can't believe you didn't. Did they say anything?

DANNY:

They said I was great passer, with good vision and a natural goal scoring talent. They also commented on my great tactical knowledge, saying after my football career I could easily slip into a management role.

PETE:

That's great but why did they not pick you? After all it's only a village pub team.

DANNY:

They said I have "the wrong image for the team."

PETE:

Sorry mate. Still chin up and all that.

DANNY:

What does that even mean, "the wrong image"?

THE CAMERA PANS OUT SHOWING DANNY WEARING A SHORT RED DRESS AND BLACK HIGH HEELS.

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