Birthday Girl.

A MUM AND DAD ARE ARGUING.

DAD
Look Astrid I've gone along with your organic life style every step of the way but this is too much.

MUM
Oh just shut up you patriarchal fascist!

DAD
No no I won't not when it affects our kids.

MUM
Is this about my banning McDonalds and Ben10? Want them to be like all the other kids.

DAD
Not it's the organinc piniata for Jasmine's birthday!

WE SEE A TRAUMATISED COLLECTION OF KIDS STANDING IN THE LIVING ROOM.
THEY ARE COVERED IN BLOOD AND A BADLY WOUNDED DONKEY HANGS FROM THE CEILING NEIGHING IN AGONY
THE BIRTHDAY GIRL HAS A CHAINSAW AND IS BLINDFOLDED

Something for the kiddies, eh, Sootyj?

Good, gives the phrase 'hung like a donkey' a whole new meaning.

Good good

Dan

Organic pinata? That's really quite special.

What's Ben10 though?

And I'd like an organic pinaita for my nest birthday.

It could work as a punchline about people visiting a donkey sanctuary.

Incredibly good.

Never knew what Ben10 was either. I still don't.

Sooty, this is great. I feel sorry for the donkey though, but another superb idea.