British Comedy Guide

Countries you've not visited and don't intend to

Why beat yourself up over places you haven't been to? And probably won't.

Revel in isolationism by simply taking pleasure in at least not being in that place.

Places Sootyj has no intention of visiting.

Iran, he's probably not welcome and he doesn't care.

Spain, it's all bullfighters and chav criminals on the run.

Narnia, a theocratic dictatorship, ruled by a talking Lion. You can sod off.

Quote: sootyj @ April 30 2009, 12:50 PM BST

Why beat yourself up over places you haven't been to? And probably won't.

Revel in isolationism by simply taking pleasure in at least not being in that place.

Places Sootyj has no intention of visiting.

Iran, he's probably not welcome and he doesn't care.

Spain, it's all bullfighters and chav criminals on the run.

Narnia, a theocratic dictatorship, ruled by a talking Lion. You can sod off.

I doubt very much that I'll ever visit any countries that end in stan.
Oh yes and Narnia. I doubt I'll ever visit there either.

Narniastan it's now a Christian theocratic dictatorship.

Mr Tamnus was stoned to death for being gay, and the Beavers were burnt for having rude names.

I won't visit countries with strict dress codes for women. :)

I'd like to visit Narnia though.

Any of those 'Hostel' countries - Russia, Latvia, Romamia, Bulgaria, etc.

The Middle East

North Korea

Guatemala

Most of Africa

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick

You don't want to visit the only country to successfully invade the US?

And most Russians don't want to sadistically chop some your cock off.

If you need an injection to get into a particular country, that's too much of a risk for me. Not interested.

Quote: sootyj @ April 30 2009, 1:11 PM BST

You don't want to visit the only country to successfully invade the US?

Mexico? A bit of illegal immigrant humour there - I am so bitingly satirical.

Quote: sootyj @ April 30 2009, 1:11 PM BST

And most Russians don't want to sadistically chop some your cock off.

Russia has the highest murder rate in the world...and it's cold.

Quote: Griff @ April 30 2009, 1:25 PM BST

Shall I just save everyone else the bother?

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Is that because you'd get confused there because so many other people share your name? ;)

I can't see the image is that France?

Home of the world's secondest greatest cinematic clown?

With a name like Griff surely you have some connection to the land of; song, leak and Torchwood?

Quote: Griff @ April 30 2009, 1:25 PM BST

Shall I just save everyone else the bother?

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Is it me or does that look like Kenneth William f**king a mouse (5)?

Quote: sootyj @ April 30 2009, 1:40 PM BST

Is it me or does that look like Kenneth William f**king a mouse (5)?

Laughing out loud

Oh c'mon Griff

1=Kenneth William's head
2=Kenneth William's swept over hair.
4=Kenneth William's left hand
5=Mouse.
6=Kenneth William's penis.

And I thought Grand Fenwick was 'The Mouse That Roared'. I thang yew.

Quote: Griff @ April 30 2009, 1:25 PM BST

Shall I just save everyone else the bother?

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7 looks like an alligator and its green as well which makes it look even more like an alligator.

Alun The Alligator.

And 8 ressmebles a small brown pig with a large head!

Swine flu!

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