Scanner (Timbo inspired)

CHANGED THE ENDING.

INT. AIRPORT. MAN WALKS THROUGH AIRPORT SCANNER.

MAN FULLY CLOTHED.

FX BLEEP.

REMOVES BELT.

FX BLEEP.

REMOVES JEANS AND SHIRT.

FX BLEEP.

REMOVES SHOES.

FX BLEEP.

REMOVES JEWELLRY AND UNDERWEAR.

FX BLEEP.

MAN NOW NAKED.

FX BLEEP.

REMOVES PROSTHETIC ARM.

FX BLEEP.

REMOVES FALSE TEETH.

FX BLEEP.

REMOVES GLASS EYE.

FX BLEEP.

THE STAFF ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS.

STAFF MEMBER:

I know what's wrong. It's this bloke. He's a
(MOUTHS THE WORD 'CUNT' ). FX BLEEP AT THE SAME TIME.

Hmm. Funny but you've got two sketches going on here, I feel.

One, keep stripping things off, including skin and taking some organs/bowels out until they find some shitty little bin or something stuck inside him somewhere.

And two, it turns out somebody else was just swearing each time he tried to walk through the scanner.

Both funny, both would work I think.

Dan

That's rather clever.