As is tradition with my 'milestone' posts, post 3000 might as well be a sketch wot I wrote for radio:
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The A-Team
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F/X: GUNS, EXPLOSIONS, SHOUTING ON TV
ROB:
What are you watching?
DAVE:
The A-Team.
ROB:
Ah, 'A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man, who does not exist.'
DAVE:
That's Knight Rider.
ROB:
Oh, of course, I meant 'Theorizing that one could time travel in his own lifetime...'
DAVE:
Quantum Leap.
ROB:
(HOPEFUL) 'Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy?'
DAVE:
Charlie's Angels!
ROB:
Then which one is The A-Team?
DAVE:
It's that one where... erm... well… that one… erm…
ROB:
You don't know either, do you?
DAVE:
Well. Not as such. (KNOWINGLY) Ah, hang on. We have a problem.
ROB:
And no-one else can help.
DAVE:
Maybe, if we can find them—
ROB:
—we could hire (PAUSE)
DAVE & ROB:
(SIMULTANEOUS) Somebody to find out what it was!
ROB:
I'll ring 1-1-8-1-1-8...
F/X: PHONE BEING PICKED UP AND DIALLED
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