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Call To Rename Swine Flu

On Yahoo I read that the US pork industry wants swine flu renamed as it is affecting their business, what bizarre or fun names can we come up with?

Piggy pandemic
Snout Fever
The curly-tailed cold

Any offers?

Babe Flu

The Hognasty

Bullshit Flu.

Stys in your Eyes.

The Porkocaust?

Quote: David Bussell @ April 29 2009, 12:00 PM BST

The Porkocaust?

That's it, push the f**king boat out!

Quote: Rob H @ April 29 2009, 11:58 AM BST

Stys in your Eyes.

Laughing out loud

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 29 2009, 12:00 PM BST

That's it, push the f**king boat out!

Or go the whole hog? :D

Quote: Rob H @ April 29 2009, 12:03 PM BST

Or go the whole hog? :D

You're such a ham.

SSS
Snotty snout syndrome

Quote: David Bussell @ April 29 2009, 12:00 PM BST

The Porkocaust?

That was a bit rash.

Surely by renaming the flu with porcine references, you're not actually helping the US pork industry. None of you would last 5 minutes in New Labour.

I vote for Mexican Death Flu - except in parts of the world with a decent health system, then it's just known as the Flu.

Crap joke of the day: 'Me? Catch Swine Flu and SARS - yeah, when pigs fly'

Jews and Muslims are right you infidels Flu.

If a Jew (or Muslim) dies of Swine Flu, do they go to hell (or the equivalent)?

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