Inspired by Sooty and 'Gordon's Hope'.
Pier's Morgan is walking down the corridor inside the ITV studio. He reaches Simon Cowell's dressing room.
He knocks the door twice and walks straight in.
He looks down in horror as he see's Simon sitting down on the sofa recieving a blowjob from Susan Boyle.
PIERS: What the bloody hell's going on here?
Simon looks smug.
SIMON: Well you didn't think id let a frumpy, old ugly scottish woman get all the limelight for nothing did you?
Simon's face turns to shock when Gordon Brown looks up at him peeling back his grey curly wig.
GORDON: And you think id let the country go to pot without me at least trying to distract them for a while did you?
Both Simon and Piers look on in shock.
