V/O: Would you like to get ideas way, way above your station? Perhaps you aspire to arrogance and delusions of grandeur even though you live in dilapidated rented accommodation.
Well now you can with the all new I-Horse. When you plug in your I-Horse you'll be whisked away to a pretentious world of vol au vents and chinos.
The makers of I-Horse guarantee at least one step up in social class within 30 days or your money back.
Warning: The I-Horse must only be used in moderation, excessive usage will result in alienation from your friends and a Cockney man will appear shouting,
V/O: ( Cockney accent) Get off your fackin' I-'orse!